Environment
Climate change anxiety 'could be good excuse for drug use'
YOUNG people believe that anxiety about the effects of climate change is a plausible reason for immoderate use of recreational drugs.
Heating goes on in effete South
AS temperatures fall, Britain’s soft and pathetic Southerners are turning up their thermostats.
Great, a storm named after my ex-f**king-girlfriend
FANTASTIC. Just what I needed. A full day’s deliveries to do in the face of heavy rain and 95mph winds from a storm named after my ex-girlfriend.
Woman attempts to shag autumn
A WOMAN is so in love with autumn she has attempted to take it home and f**k it, concerned friends have confirmed.
Rest of country demands unbearable London heat be livestreamed
THE rest of the UK has requested that today’s 33ºC heat in London be viewable on a livestream for their entertainment and pleasure.
Five things you can't reasonably be expected to do in this heat
TODAY is set to be one of the hottest June days on record. Consequently nobody can realistically task you with any of these...