Environment

EXCITED for September? Of course not. The ninth month of the year is an annual lesson in misery and disappointment.

CRACKING a window gets fresh air in, but this parade of six-legged bastards won’t be far behind. These are the usual hellish suspects.

NATURE is truly beautiful, until one of these nightmares happens that makes you involuntarily retch.

YOU won’t find anyone more opposed to climate change than me. I recycle, I haven’t flown since 2019, and my next car will be electric.

A MAN is unable to decide whether it is more important to fight for the future of humanity or to fight for Geronimo the sad alpaca.

DO you feel guilty and powerless in the face of the climate crisis, or do you deny it outright? Environmentalist Tom Logan and mentalist Roy Hobbs debate.

THE climate crisis is here, it’s happening, and it’s harder on the middle-classes than anyone because they’ve so much more to lose.

THE rest of the UK has agreed that London should be deliberately reclaimed as an aquatic habitat for the benefit of the country.

THE UK is not enjoying a weekend of rain, wind and cool temperatures as much as it anticipated it would last week.

EVEN if you live in f**king London, you can still witness the majesty of Mother Nature all around you. Look out for these wonders.