Environment

THE sun is continuing to shine, leaving weary Britons with no choice but to go outside and perform sunshine-related activities. What will you do?

AFTER a summer closely resembling winter, the UK has called bullshit on today’s so-called heatwave.

LOW, grey skies and constant pissing rain, but can 2024 really compare to the f**king awful summers of England’s drenched past?

A STOICAL man gazing at the clouds has grimly warned that a hen party is approaching.

BRITONS facing the prospect of the first mildly left-leaning government in 14 years are concerned that it could make recycling a little bit harder to do.

SUPERFLUOUS wildlife is once again standing in the way of logging, beef farming and fossil fuel extraction, industry has confirmed.

TODAY’S heavy rain follows a waterlogged winter that scientists are blaming on climate change. Are they right?

A COUPLE wanting a peaceful day out away from the noise and hurly-burly of city life have found the countryside to be a clamorous nightmare.