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We ask you: is it pissing down because of climate change or because it's Britain?

TODAY’S heavy rain follows a waterlogged winter that scientists are blaming on climate change. Are they right?

Countryside noisy as f**k

A COUPLE wanting a peaceful day out away from the noise and hurly-burly of city life have found the countryside to be a clamorous nightmare.

Is London becoming a 'sponge city' a sex thing?

Britain closer to achieving goal of no water without shit in it

Porn mags in bushes and other areas of British nature in crisis

ADULT magazines used to be a common sight in Britain’s bushes, but they’re just one part of the country’s nature that is in crisis. Along with these.  

Workmate who saw Northern Lights putting on astounding display of smugness

YOUR colleague who witnessed the Aurora Borealis at the weekend is treating everyone to a once-in-a-lifetime display of smugness, it has emerged.

Britain's photographers in tireless quest for clichéd hot weather pictures

'It's a lovely sunny day here,' says someone 300 miles away as if that's surprising

A COLLEAGUE 300 miles away in an entirely different part of Britain has expressed surprise that the weather is different there.

Humanity to stick with oil

HUMANS are to continue to base their civilisation on a highly toxic substance destroying the climate that is largely controlled by lunatics.

How to watch the solar eclipse in the UK