Health

MORE than 50 per cent of all adults will be obese by 2050, unless a visionary can engender a worldwide depression followed by global conflict.

WEIGHT-loss injections are linked to 82 deaths, according to a headline completely ignored by a fanatical anti-vaccine campaigner because they are not his thing.

THE assisted dying bill is be toughened by replacing a review by a judge with arguing your way past a GP’s receptionist.

BEING in tune with your body means you hear and understand its needs. Which, as a man, usually fall into these five categories.

A NEW era of Trumpism has begun. And rest assured, as the commander-in-chief’s lower digestive system I will be ever vigilant during this second presidency. We need no accidents.

REALLY works! Side effects include exhaustion, hunger, and not having everything you want but scientists confirm the weight will just fall off, within a year or so.

MEDICAL research has discovered that getting a stitch while running is a clinical indication the entire practice is wrong and you should stop exercising immediately.