Health

'What did lockdowns really achieve besides saving lives?' asks Johnson

BORIS Johnson has asked the Covid inquiry to explain what the benefit was of a precaution that stopped people dying.

Woman doomed to spend the rest of her life in warm shower

A WOMAN has found herself physically incapable of stepping out of her warm shower and into the unpleasantly cold atmosphere of her bathroom.

What gross illness has your child brought home from nursery this week?

ARE you feeling like shit again and wondering what your toddler has infected you with this week? Probably one of these vile ailments.

Long eyebrow hairs, and other ways the male body gets sexier and sexier with age

MEN tend to start off gorgeous and like fine wines only get better with age. Here are just five ways the male body basically turns all blokes into George Clooney eventually. 

How to survive your partner whinging about having a cold

YOUR partner has a minor illness and you’re suffering the ill-effects of having to look after the sneezy f**ker. This is how you’ll survive it.

Menstrual mood swings oddly liberating, women agree

WOMAN have confirmed that the hormones and mood swings associated with menstruation give them free reign to let their worst but most honest emotions show.

Back, sack and crack: the seven places the hair on a man's head migrates to

AT a certain point in every man’s life, the hair on his head begins an epic journey to the grossest corners of his body. Here are the places it ends up.

Cummings's expletive-laden tirades disgusting, problematic and accurate

DOMINIC Cummings has left the UK reeling with his foul-mouthed rants that are not wide of the mark.

Penis latest victim of shrinkflation

A PENIS feeling the effects of colder weather is the latest victim of shrinkflation, it has emerged.

Man getting into the autumn spirit by coming down with a cold

A MAN is embracing the true spirit of autumn by coming down with a cold that will last all October.