Five weird ways to increase belly fat

TIRED of not being able to fill out your extra-large jeans? Start piling on the pounds with these surprising tricks that actually work.

Milk of magnesia and other f**king hideous medicines you were forced to endure as a kid

BEING ill as a child was made even worse by the godawful things you were made to take for it. Here are six vile ‘remedies’ your mum swore by.

No amount of vitamin supplements can rescue your f**ked up diet and lifestyle

NECKING vitamin and mineral supplements will do bugger all to make up for your terrible lifestyle choices, doctors have confirmed.

Boots to include Covid tests in Meal Deal

HIGH street pharmacy Boots is to start including lateral flow tests as part of its lunchtime Meal Deal.

Covid goes out on a high

THE coronavirus has triumphantly ended its classic run in England by infecting the country’s head of state, it has confirmed.

Half-term giving parents lockdown flashbacks

THE half-term holiday is triggering the PTSD parents developed during last winter’s unbearable f**king lockdown, they have confirmed.

Are you punishing yourself enough this January?

WE’RE halfway through a month of gruelling self-improvement, from temperance to exercise to chugging oat milk. But are you hurting yourself enough?

Man on super-healthy diet doing incredibly strange shits

A MAN has discovered that going on an extreme diet to improve his health has the side effect of making him produce unbelievably weird shits.

Lockers that only take old pound coins: Six reasons to avoid your shitty local leisure centre

YOUR local council-run leisure centre is a hub of health and fitness facilities for a fraction of the cost of a private gym. It's also an utter shithole you're best avoiding. Here’s why.

GP insists on making small talk during prostate exam

A MAN was left shocked when his GP kept chatting casually as if he did not have his finger up his anus.