THE introduction of Plan B restrictions has left a woman terrified that little arrows could return to the floors of shops and supermarkets.
TRAVELLERS voluntarily arriving in the rain-lashed hellhole of Britain are to be quarantined until they explain what possessed them.
A TOTAL scumbag is defying the ageing process by getting more attractive as the years pass by, it has emerged.
A MAN refusing to wear a mask on a bus believes he is part of a long line of important political activists rather than an annoying prick.
THE Omicron variant is the hot new strain of Covid sweeping the world, but what are the facts and what are their exact opposites?
IF wearing a mask is fascist government oppression, what is it meant to achieve? Here are the questions anti-maskers avoid asking.
THE advice of scientists in regard to receiving a Covid vaccination booster can be summed up as ‘just f**king get it’.
WHEN doctors prescribe fluids and rest, they mean consuming lager in a horizontal position. Not this nonsense hippies try to convince you will do a better job.
OUTRAGED NHS staff are threatening to quit after being asked to believe in the efficacy of medicine to prevent disease and illness.