Health

The NHS at 75: Time to die

THE NHS today celebrates its 75th birthday at a private party held by the Conservatives and their lobbyists from the global healthcare industry.

Ten great healthy foods that whoops sorry they'll kill you

ASPARTAME in lovely healthy sugar-free Diet Coke is a carcinogen, it turns out, and these other healthy options you’ve dutifully stuck to will also prove fatal.

Rishi Sunak's nine-point plan to fix the NHS and its nine obvious flaws

THE prime minister has unveiled a nine-point plan to restore the NHS to its pre-2010 glory, with nine glaringly obvious flaws.

Why smaller children make good economic sense for Britain. By a Tory MP

BRITISH children under five are shorter than their European counterparts, according to a survey. And this possible effect of malnutrition is excellent news for Britain, writes Tory MP Norman Steele. 

Sitting on your own bollock, and five other avoidable injuries

YOUR body is largely good to you, but that doesn’t stop you causing it unnecessary pain by doing some utterly stupid things. Like these.

Female things, nonsense and getting a bit overheated: women's health issues, defined by a man

WOMEN are forever harping on about their mysterious health issues. Here I, a middle-aged man, attempt to explain them.

Inspirational ginger actually likes the sun

A GINGER man has touched millions of hearts by saying he actually enjoys sunny weather.

How to brazenly buy condoms

PURCHASING condoms is inherently awkward, even though it suggests you are having sex, which makes you incredibly cool. Start buying them confidently with this guide.

Six conditions your teenager's diagnosed themselves with after five minutes on social media

ONE of the key milestones in any teenager’s life is discovering digital hypochondria. Here are the first six things they’ll diagnose themselves with.

Lidos set for another summer of gentrification

OUTDOOR swimming pools are wearily preparing for yet another summer of being overwhelmed by the experience-seeking middle-classes.