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A MIDDLE aged man who received his second jab yesterday has demanded all lockdown restrictions end immediately.
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THE upcoming third wave of Covid is expected to wrap up all the loose ends and bring the trilogy to a fitting close, fans believe.
ANYONE 30 and over invited to be vaccinated has been told they are still not getting affordable housing, free higher education or stable jobs.