Health
SMOKING will soon be banned outside hospitals when within living memory it was every Englishman’s right to have an NHS ashtray. And it was fine in all these locations.
THEY are too fat and they are too lazy. Something has to be done. But before we waste Ozempic on them, what about trying my vicious, twisted ideas?
EXISTING on this godforsaken island is a form of assisted dying in its own way, it has emerged.
BOYFRIENDS are often mocked for not understanding periods, but really it’s no more complicated than looking after a hamster. Follow this advice and your partner will be fine.
A WOMAN experiences hardly any of the debilitating effects of menstruation because of her natural goodness.
A RETIRED computer technician with an extensive self-shot collection of locomotive videos is not about to describe himself as ‘neurospicy’.
A MAN obsessed with the gym, weight-lifting and fitness is only trying to keep away terrors you could not begin to imagine, it has emerged.
Sabrina Carpenter is the hottest thing in pop, but also a keen amateur expert on minor conditions like ear wax, halitosis and athlete's foot. This week she has a look at that nasty rash for you.
WITH a new term underway, your kids need to be fully supplied or get detention, explains leering 1980s PE teacher Tom Logan. Make sure they’ve got all these.