Health

EXISTING on this godforsaken island is a form of assisted dying in its own way, it has emerged.

BOYFRIENDS are often mocked for not understanding periods, but really it’s no more complicated than looking after a hamster. Follow this advice and your partner will be fine. 

A WOMAN experiences hardly any of the debilitating effects of menstruation because of her natural goodness.

A RETIRED computer technician with an extensive self-shot collection of locomotive videos is not about to describe himself as ‘neurospicy’.

A MAN obsessed with the gym, weight-lifting and fitness is only trying to keep away terrors you could not begin to imagine, it has emerged.

Sabrina Carpenter is the hottest thing in pop, but also a keen amateur expert on minor conditions like ear wax, halitosis and athlete's foot. This week she has a look at that nasty rash for you.

WITH a new term underway, your kids need to be fully supplied or get detention, explains leering 1980s PE teacher Tom Logan. Make sure they’ve got all these.

THE prime minister is stamping out all joy by banning smoking from pubs. Is this because he himself has never felt comfortable with pubs or fun?

THERE is literally nothing more dangerous than someone smoking in a beer garden. If you find yourself caught up in this terrifying situation, follow these government guidelines.