Health

Ibuprofen and a tummy rub: How I cure menstruation, by a boyfriend

NO one understand period pain like a boyfriend, so I’m here to share my foolproof methods for curing this whole pesky menstruation thing. By Josh Gardner.

Luton Airport car park purged of bedbugs

LUTON Airport’s Terminal Car Park 2 has been successfully purged of the bed bug infestation sweeping the country, it has emerged.

'I didn't know how much parking to put on the car': The agonies of childbirth, as a man

CHILDBIRTH has a reputation for stinging a bit. However, only people like me, a traumatised husband, can convey the true agony of the experience.

Deadly new Covid strain will never be taken seriously

A CONCERNING new variant of Covid will never be taken seriously by the British public given how the previous waves were handled by the government.

Reports on health risks of ultra-processed food give man craving for Subway

THE health risks posed by ultra-processed foods have left a man hungry for a footlong Meatball Marinara, it has emerged.

Boyfriend's shoulder massage causes extensive muscular damage

A SHOULDER massage that was sold as being ‘relaxing’ has caused numerous muscular injuries, it has emerged.

Negative canthal tilt: five reasons you're hideously ugly, according to TikTok

DO you want to scrutinise parts of your body you didn’t know existed? These five obscure features make you visually repellent, TikTok is happy to explain.

Do five crunches a month: Simple ways to lose belly fat that don't f**king work

BELLY fat is dead easy to shift with minimal effort, articles and ‘experts’ keep telling you. Try these token gestures that make naff all difference.

How to live without healthcare, a government guide

CONCERNED about the junior doctor’s strike? Worried it will bring the NHS to its knees? Learn how to live without healthcare with this guide.

Scientists no closer to understanding why morning erections are a thing

BRITAIN’S top scientists are still struggling to explain morning boners and what evolutionary advantage they may confer.