Health

BEGIN 2026 with a delightful stroll to and from a pub with the absolute guvnor and a solid group of lads? That’ll sort out my mental health. Bosh, trademark Thomas Skinner!

FOR the first time, more men are electing for a procedure to dissolve kidney stones rather than naturally pushing the large, misshapen crystals out through their urethra.

THREE days into the New Year, what have you sworn to do without but are already wrestling with your powerful desire for?

A MAN with no interest in breastfeeding has inadvertently become a vocal proponent of it after misunderstanding the term ‘Breast is best’.

HAVE you been struck down with super flu, man flu, or a new mutant strain combining the two? Find out.

A HIRSUTE man is losing his battle against the endless encroachment of his arse crack hair, it has emerged.

PEOPLE often fail to appreciate your bravery and stoicism when suffering from a cold. But as you lie on the sofa, you know your heroism outshine the wusses in these films.

PEOPLE who opposed lockdowns have taken the findings of the Covid inquiry to mean they were bang-on the entire time.