Health

TEENAGERS have apparently ‘bounced back’ from Covid with better exam results. But is it perhaps time for them - and plenty of older people - to get over a pandemic that ended in early 2021?

THOUSANDS of Britons are in deep denial about the true nature of the seaside areas they are flocking to in the hot weather.

AN overweight sceptic of Covid vaccines is nevertheless excited to give the miracle NHS weight loss injection Mounjaro a go.

A MAN is considering teaching striking doctors the error of their ways by dying in the next five days, he has announced.

DURING heatwaves it’s important to take appropriate precautions during a heatwave so that you stay British and irritable, not relaxed like a foreigner. Remain peeved with this guide.

VAPE shop owners are explaining to customers they only sell vapes to forever homes where they can be with loving and loyal families.

WEIGHT-loss jab Mounjaro is now available from the NHS, but will your GP prescribe it? Only if you meet these strict criteria.

A FRIEND is in the Algarve, and you’ve been entrusted with the care of their Northerner. Here’s how to ensure he remains healthily gruff and bitter-supping.

BRITONS have smuggled cocaine disguised as Angel Delight, which has millions with a packet of the latter at the back of a cupboard wondering: should I snort it? Apply these tests.