Health

A WOMAN has found herself physically incapable of stepping out of her warm shower and into the unpleasantly cold atmosphere of her bathroom.

ARE you feeling like shit again and wondering what your toddler has infected you with this week? Probably one of these vile ailments.

MEN tend to start off gorgeous and like fine wines only get better with age. Here are just five ways the male body basically turns all blokes into George Clooney eventually. 

YOUR partner has a minor illness and you’re suffering the ill-effects of having to look after the sneezy f**ker. This is how you’ll survive it.

WOMAN have confirmed that the hormones and mood swings associated with menstruation give them free reign to let their worst but most honest emotions show.

AT a certain point in every man’s life, the hair on his head begins an epic journey to the grossest corners of his body. Here are the places it ends up.

DOMINIC Cummings has left the UK reeling with his foul-mouthed rants that are not wide of the mark.

A PENIS feeling the effects of colder weather is the latest victim of shrinkflation, it has emerged.

A MAN is embracing the true spirit of autumn by coming down with a cold that will last all October.

AN inspirational woman has wowed friends and family by not letting her medical condition alter her Greggs order in any way.