Society

CHILDREN have reached the stage of the school holidays when boredom precedes consciousness, they have confirmed.

A MAN in his early 30s has chosen the perfect tattoo to let the world know how trite and conventional he is.

THE police have issued a warning that rioters are indeed thick enough to have another go this weekend despite being quelled on Wednesday.

A RIGHT-WINGER who wanted Just Stop Oil protesters to receive the death penalty has clarified that it should not apply to people he agrees with.

THE largely peaceful outcome of last night’s riots has left Britons with alarming feelings that their fellow man may be alright after all.

THANKFULLY last night's riots were not as bad as expected. But the experience has left deep psychological scars on all of us, particularly sensitive and intelligent people like me.

STRUGGLING to explain to a right-wing acquaintance why two-tier policing is a flawed concept? Forward them this straightforward guide.

WANT to look like a person in their 30s and 40s with no interest in dressing like the younger generation? Here’s how.