Society

IT’S said that women make the best spies because they don’t have a compulsion to blurt out information like men do. They certainly struggle with these topics…

DO you know a credulous idiot who thinks ghosts or UFOs are real? Here’s how to pick holes in their stupid beliefs for their own good.

WANT to prove to snowflake youngsters how much you suffered as a child and how much better you are for it? Play this game:

HAVE you clocked that people who say money isn't important aren’t in a rush to give up all their cash? That’s because you can, in fact, buy anything.

ENERGY prices have made even the most basic of appliances eye-wateringly expensive. Here are five things you are now afraid to use.

THE friends and partner of a woman with 38F breasts are perplexed as to why she seems less than thrilled about her generous blessings.

BRITONS love traditional activities like torching a policeman in a giant wicker man. Which barmy activities will your local folk be doing this year?

WORRIED about the price of your energy bill? Here are five steps you can take that will barely make a difference.

THE government is tackling the £700-a-year rise in energy costs with its new ‘Get pissed to keep warm’ plan.

WHAT should you do if you encounter a disoriented common person who’s accidentally wandered into Waitrose? Here’s how to help them while avoiding risk to yourself.