Society

LABOUR have rashly promised the financially unfortunate from my generation the chance to own a home. Might be tough for some of you who aren’t used to it. Here’s how to live in one.

THE UK’s oldest dogging site has been re-opened by the National Trust after a £2 million refurbishment.

A FAMILY on a UK break were devastated to discover their destination had deceived them by offering only pebble beaches.

A RUTHLESS commercial enterprise masquerading as fun for children, the school summer fayre is screaming for your goods. What will you toss into its jaws?

AN ADULT woman has told her mother how upset about an unfair parking fine she is in the hope her parent will step in and pay it.

PUPILS on a school trip have come back with no new knowledge except that a classmate’s mum is a certified MILF.

BARRATT Homes have confessed they have no idea who designs, builds or orders their identical housing estates or why they keep appearing everywhere.

WORRIED about crime in your area? Excessive whimsy is much more of a danger. Here are some warning signs to look out for.

A WELL-off mother and father are feeling grateful that their child has the good fortune to be born wealthy, it has emerged.