Society

Massive plasma TVs and other things Daily Mail readers will assume are on Bibby Stockholm

THE Bibby Stockholm barge is a rudimentary box bobbing about off the Dorset coast. But that doesn’t stop Mail readers from imagining it contains these luxuries.

Jury service: What you expected and what it's actually like

YOU'VE watched enough courtroom dramas to know what to expect. Or have you? Here’s the expectation of jury service verses the reality.

Five batshit conversation topics you will tolerate for the duration of an Uber drive

NICE five-star Uber rating you've got there. Wouldn't want to ruin it by not going along with these conversations with the driver, would you?

Woman who wants to leave night out will stay for another four hours

A WOMAN who is ready to go home from a night out will hang around for another four hours out of obligation, it has emerged.

Boys' nights out vs girls' nights out: The massive dissimilarities

THE differences between boys' nights out and girls' nights out run much deeper than the effort they put into their wardrobes. These are the cavernous dissimilarities.

Six types of nice people it's perfectly fine to hate

NICE people are pleasant enough, but their agreeable nature can also make them pissing annoying. That makes it totally okay to hate ones like these. 

Wanking, rifling through drawers, and other things you shouldn't do while house sitting

LOOKING after someone's house while they're away on holiday? Refrain from doing these things which are bound to backfire.

Londoners more scared of you than you are of them, say experts

RESEARCH has confirmed that Londoners’ rudeness is actually a mask to hide how frightened they are of people from other areas.

'What would you recommend?' Middle-class questions to never ask in Wetherspoons

FOUND yourself in a Wetherspoons despite being middle-class? Avoid these questions if you do not want to blow your cover.

'It's like a real-life eBay,' says teenager visiting first car boot sale

AN astonished 15-year-old is amazed to learn that car boot sales are just like popular e-commerce site eBay but in the real world.