Society

POST Office bosses knew Horizon was crap all along and that it was screwing over innocent postmasters. We asked you how justice should be served to these bastards.

A BULGARIAN criminal gang has stolen a record £53.9 million with fake Universal Credit claims over four years. So how unfeasibly angry does it make you, and should you call an ambulance?

A COUNCIL has granted a local pothole listed status in order to preserve it for future generations to enjoy, it has emerged.

LANCASHIRE is still attempting to convince people it has the same cultural clout as its geographical neighbour and bitter rival, it has emerged.

SCOTS holding grudges are rushing to make hate crime complaints under new laws. Who are you reporting to the authorities?

BADGERS remain utterly incapable of crossing roads while avoiding oncoming traffic, anyone who drove through a rural area over the weekend has confirmed.

ATHEISTS who reject religious doctrine have admitted nothing in their precious science can provide an explanation for the existence of the Easter Bunny.

THE King’s call for kindness is a pretext for asking everyone to lend him ten pounds, it has emerged.