THINK you've got a good moral compass? Think again. Here are five things you'll always love even though they’re certifiably dodgy.
FEELING close to your neighbours since lockdown? Undo all of that goodwill by pissing them off using one of these methods:
THE weird habit of writing ‘are’ instead of ‘our’ suggests many Brits are being failed by the education system. Here are some other worrying signs.
WONDERING how school kids are meant to express their British pride when they can’t even tie their shoelaces? Here are five weird ways they’ll be made to celebrate this strange day.
A REPORT has suggested that the idea of ‘white privilege’ is holding white children back. This is probably bollocks, but why not get angry about it anyway? Here’s how.
YOUR parents aren’t as backwards or as phobic as you believe. Here are five things they’re totally cool with through gritted teeth.
AN English woman with a single Scottish parent is under the impression that it makes her thrillingly exotic, it has emerged.
DO you need statues, flags and Empires to be an interesting person or can you do it all by yourself?
Want to make yourself feel better through mindless consumerism? Here are some items to purchase and forget.
BRITONS have been informed that mere labouring for long hours in precarious jobs for minimum wage does not entitle them to call themselves ‘working class’.