Christmas

A WOMAN proudly telling everyone 2026 will be when everything in her life slots into place is as wrong as she was a year ago.

CHRISTMAS has many fun traditions, but ones from ancient times like the 1980s may confuse youngsters. Here are some of those strange practices explained for the Gen Z reader.

THERE’S a whole week between the year’s two biggest piss-ups. If you want to keep the party going while you wait, stay half-cut with this guide.

A STUDENT who failed to win a family game of Trivial Pursuit at Christmas has proved university is a pointless activity for ponces, his relatives feel.

PLANNING to spend the Christmas period off your tits on weed like every other time of the year? Here's how it will be a memorable festive experience nonetheless.

AS a psychologist, I see many life-ruining sexual deviancies that began in childhood because parents delayed the opening of the Christmas presents. I shall enumerate them:

BRITAIN doesn’t mind being the victim of American cultural imperialism if it’s good stuff like The Wire. But some of their Christmas traditions are just too much for the average Brit.

THE media has warned that if your vehicle is not already stuck at the back of a 22-mile traffic jam then it is too late and you have missed Christmas.

A GLUT of predictable Christmas TV fare awaits viewers, so the channels could at liven it up with some explicit - but tasteful - nudity. Here’s which shows would be radically improved.

YOUR mother would like to know what you want to have a row about this Christmas so she can plan accordingly.