Christmas

WHETHER they’re staying over or just popping round, your weird relatives will be plaguing you this Christmas. Here are the worst offenders.

THE entire country is sure Christmas cannot be next f**king week, can it?

ANXIOUS middle class parents are making a last ditch bid to sell the idea of a plastic-free Christmas to their children.

ONE of the less popular Christmas traditions is receiving utterly weird tat from your slightly strange aunt. Here are some horrors to expect.

A MAN has set out on an exhausting one-month trek through streets lined with wooden cabins selling overpriced tat.

THE UK has been ordered to get the f**king tree up, get the lights on and get bloody Christmassy. 

SEEING smug people fall over on an ice rink is the highlight of ‘Winter Wonderlands', it has been confirmed. 

ARE you a couple who think Christmas is mainly about demonstrating how much money you’ve got? Here are some ideas.

THE entire workforce of an office is poised to resign the second their Christmas bonus is paid, it has emerged.

YOU’VE already been press-ganged into the work Christmas party, now your family and friends are at it too. Here’s some of the festive punishment they’ve got lined up.