Christmas

ARE you sick of pathetic Christmas cracker jokes that don’t support Brexit? Just print out these gags and slip them inside normal crackers for some Brexmas hilarity.

CHRISTMAS is a time for being bloody angry and having political correctness rammed down your throat. Here’s how to have a furious Little Englander Christmas.

IF you’re cursed with visiting relatives this Christmas it will inevitably harm your festive fun. Here’s how to minimise the grief at this most joyous time of year.

A HARDENED drinker’s slightly diseased heart has sunk at the prospect of his boozing sessions being interrupted by loud, tipsy Christmas parties.

ANY sane human should immediately demand that Christmas songs be turned off, scientists have confirmed.