Christmas
A MAN has been ejected from his living room sofa so his wife has space to enjoy a blanket.
WHO doesn’t love a smug ‘round robin’ message in which friends and relatives tell you how well things are going for their family? But what do they really mean?
A KEEN amateur cook has made a Christmas pudding no one will eat a bite of come the big day.
CHRISTMAS isn’t merry if you haven’t even got sixpence to put in the Christmas pudding. Here’s how to get by if you’re brassic this festive season.
MEN have been reminded they only have four days left before they need to start doing their Christmas shopping.
CHRISTMAS wouldn't be Christmas without being forced to leave the sofa and your food coma for a tedious board game. But which ones will spark the best rows?
A WOMAN has spent £50 on a candle that smells of wild figs, pomegranate and immense stupidity.
IT’S the season of goodwill - unless you’re a Daily Mail reader. Here’s how to make sure your Christmas is full of spite, resentment and fear of immigrants.
BRITAIN’S occasional smokers have set out how they intend to annoy the hell out of proper smokers during the festive season.
HAVE you ended up with yet another bit of useless old tat in your workplace Secret Santa? Here’s how to ditch it quickly.