Arts & Entertainment

PRINCE Harry’s life story will soon become a series of epic blockbusters and the basis of an expanded cinematic universe, it has been revealed.

WHAT better way to ruin your reputation as a musician than by launching a dreadful side project? Here are some of the worst.

TODAY’S teenagers have only experienced lame sequels to great films you loved as a kid. Here are some that make you look weird due to the new ones being total shit.

WOULD Father Christmas visit Gilead? It seems unlikely. Here are some other shows that would not suit a festive Christmas special either.

THE opening lines of Christmas carols are belted out, but after that voices quickly fade. Nobody remembers how the f**k these go.

THE cast of EastEnders have enjoyed a happy, restful and peaceful Christmas entirely free of murder, divorce, fistfights, or cancer diagnoses.

DESPITE being films for the whole family, there are plenty of Disney characters you'd do given half the chance. Here are some of their most shaggable animated hotties:

TODAY, LadBaby will beat the Beatles’ record for Christmas number ones and Britain will have to face what it has become.

VLADIMIR Putin has agreed immediately to withdraw all Russian troops from Ukraine in accordance with the wishes expressed by Kate Bush in her annual Christmas message.

CHRISTMAS is very near, which means you’ll end up being forced into at least one of these hideous activities this week.