Arts & Entertainment

WERE you once caught watching one of these videos on your phone? Would it have been less shameful to watch actual filth?

MOVIES are escapist fiction, not a solid basis for your life philosophy, yet halfwits have taken dumb lines of dialogue to heart.

NO-ONE  watching Jamie Oliver's new cooking show is actually concentrating on the recipe in order to repeat it at home, viewers have confirmed.

REALITY TV? Exploitative? What sort of monster would unwind by watching others suffer? These shows only want the best for their stars.

REMEMBER when ‘controversial’ songs caused a tabloid storm and important people like Radio 1 DJ Mike Read had an aneurysm? Here are some that seem distinctly tame now.

THE last selfless deed Queen Elizabeth did for Britain was to create the queue that Holly and Phil have been eviscerated for jumping, royal experts have confirmed.

GOOD cover versions are classics in their own right, or there are these travesties that make even the originals unlistenable.

A MAN is blissfully unaware that his wife has designated his prized collection of superhero comics as a source of heat this winter.

ROCK music is littered with lyrics that are sexist at best and downright misogynist at worst. Here are some classic tracks of varying degrees of offensiveness.

EVERYTHING you need to know about a movie can be inferred from its running time, so figure out what you're watching before you even start.