Arts & Entertainment

Six first wedding dance songs no f**ker will ever forget

WANT to make the first dance at your wedding something people will remember forever? Play one of these inappropriate songs.

Five musical acts you wouldn't see if they paid you 3,000 quid

TAYLOR Swift tickets sell for thousands, but at least people want to see her. Here are some artists you wouldn’t watch even if the transaction worked the other way round.

Australia dismantled now Neighbours is over

THE country-sized set of Neighbours is slowly being dismantled and packed away now the soap is over, it has emerged.

Eurovision to be hosted in homophobic Daily Mail reader's living room

THE Eurovision Song Contest for 2023 will be hosted in the living room of a homophobic gammon, it has been confirmed.

Why every musical decade except the one you grew up with is shit

ARGUING about which decade produced the best music? The answer’s obvious - the one when you were young. The rest were shit. Here’s how to dismiss them all out of hand.

Six Hollywood stars and the shit songs they've inflicted on us

WHEN you’ve reached a certain level of Hollywood fame, you can do whatever you want. Especially if it’s churn out shit music and have it professionally released.

Wedding DJ wondering where his life went wrong

A MAN who plays other people's music at weddings is trying to pinpoint where his life went horribly wrong.

Five reality TV shows you've imagined yourself on

THINK you'd be a breakout reality TV star like Rylan? Here are five shows you’re been deluded enough to imagine yourself on.

Six summer garden fun products you already wish you hadn't bought

WANT to make your garden the envy of your neighbours with fun features and activities? Here are some suggestions that are guaranteed to end up as landfill.

Charlie off Casualty's daughter: the next five celebrity children entering Love Island

DANI Dyer, Gemma Owen, Jack Keating: Love Island has become a creche for adult celebrity children. These are rumoured to be next.