Arts & Entertainment

AS a 68-year-old heterosexual dad, you wouldn’t think I’d be supporting Gay Pride. But I’m actually very liberal about nancy boys. Here are some of my broadminded views.

SIR Paul McCartney has turned 80, headlined Glastonbury and been hailed as Britain’s greatest man with twice the verve and energy of most 20-year-olds. But have you had your fill of the Fab One by now?

POP stars switch up their images to move with the times or grab cash.  Makes sense, whereas these awful revamps remain baffling.

WATCHING a film and thinking ‘hang on, what the f**k is that accent supposed to be?’ Nobody has ever spoken like these people.

GLASTONBURY took place this weekend, you watched some of it on the telly, and you’ve decided the ___ set was so great it’s key to your identity. But which?

THE presence of morons returning from Glastonbury by train is worse than the rail strike itself, other passengers have confirmed.

EVERYBODY’S looking for their Glastonbury moment and everyone gets one. But not all of them are positive.

DID certain TV shows leave you confused and even quite anxious as a child? Here are some you lacked the life experience to realise were bollocks.

A WOMAN at Glastonbury is counting down the seconds until the festival ends and she can start banging on about it to everyone. 

BRITAIN’S men are worried that the renewed popularity of Kate Bush will lead to girlfriends becoming annoyingly otherworldly with an interest in billowy clothes.