Arts & Entertainment

DO you live in a small regional town with one shit nightclub? You'll probably find some of these people making desperate appearances there.

MUSICAL artists are fond of posing questions and leaving it to the poor old listener to work out the answer. Here are some you’ll struggle to answer.

SINGING in public is a real minefield, so it’s best to stick to the classics. But do you even know the words to them? Here are five songs you could have sworn you had down off by heart.

LOOKS like my Edinburgh Fringe show’s been cancelled after one gig. But that means I’ve got time to share my Edinburgh memories and recommendations for visitors.

A EUROVISION Song Contest hosted in Brexit Britain is bound to be an anti-EU disaster. Here are the many ways it will go wrong.

ROCK stars wrongly believe their warped imaginations strike fear into the hearts of normal people. Here are some ‘terrifying’ records that just made you go ‘Yeah, whatever’.

REMEMBER how cool cars and vans used to look on film and TV? These six would be a pain to own and drive in real life.

HORROR films are designed to scare, but nothing is more terrifying than these dumb, clichéd lines they insist on using.

WITH Warner Bros canning its upcoming Batgirl film amid rumours that it’s incredibly bad, perhaps it’s time Hollywood stopped shitting out the same old franchises? Just a thought.

THE battle between Sunak and Truss is frequently compared to 2004 movie Alien vs Predator, and is just as shit.