Arts & Entertainment

THE thought of your parents indulging in sex, drugs and rock'n'roll is bad enough, but were these music scenes they were once into as good as they make out?

IF someone’s getting on your tits playing stupidly loud music in their car, what are they belting out? Grime. Trap. R&B. So what happened to the traditional music you used to hear at traffic lights?

IT’S always a blow to discover a favourite character is played by an actor who’s a bit of a dipshit in real life. Like these illusion-shattering prima donnas.

ARE heartfelt, fervent love songs a bit too passionate for your string of underwhelming relationships? These are the huge hits you just can’t relate to.

WANT to inflict maximum inconvenience on anyone nearby when you’re taking a photo? Here’s how.

A MAN who has lived in London for three years spent the duration of a film smugly pointing out its geographical inaccuracies.

MUSIC is full of heartfelt outpourings about lost love and heartache. But sometimes the lyrics make it crystal clear they had it coming and deserve to suffer.

DO your favourite old TV shows give you a twinge of unease about the stereotypes and sexual objectification? Definitely avoid watching these with an actual woke young person.

THE doyens of the Smash Hits era are now in their 60s, with many still forced to crank out the old hits on punishing 80s retro tours. Could these acts have prepared better for their twilight years?

THE latest Banksy has been demolished, as all Banksys should be and will be from now on.