Arts & Entertainment
WHETHER you’re an average middle class person or a Guardian TV reviewer, you may want to watch mindless pleb fodder in a knowing, superior way. Here’s how to do it.
THE British public have, unsolicited, been sending in Bushtucker trial ideas for Matt Hancock. Here are six of them.
THE Mona Lisa? Boring. The public would queue for hours to see the originals of these masterpieces.
A MAN who stood out for enjoying obscure, challenging music is now unable to back down and just listen to ABBA.
DRIVING is boring manual labour nobody but the chronically dull could enjoy. These misguided tracks attempt to make it fun.
MISSED out on pop culture landmarks back in the day? Don’t worry. If these things passed you by, you won in the long run.
THE heroes of films and TV invariably have a love interest to shag at the end. Not so their trusty sidekicks. Here are some doomed to involuntary celibacy by the script.
REMEMBER Ghostwatch, the BBC’s spoof documentary that terrified literally dozens of credulous fools? It’s not the only hoax only the forbiddingly dense believed...
FOR every cinematic prison that remains shut, usually caging scantily-clad women, there’s a jail with an open-door policy.
HALLOWEEN parties need Halloween playlists, but as Strictly discovers every year there aren’t enough songs for it to work. Try these.