Arts & Entertainment

THERE are a lot of useless people in the world of entertainment who’ve spun a career out of utter mediocrity. Like these.

A WOMAN has finally collected enough dick pics from Tinder for a game of Top Trumps.

THE biggest loser in the planet’s history has asked for one adult ticket to see the new Mario movie, it has emerged.

A SONG that used AI to clone the voices of Drake and The Weeknd has been removed from Spotify. But which existing tracks already sound like generic shite made by robots?

A WOMAN signing up for a free trial of a paid streaming service genuinely believes she will cancel her membership before being charged.

FROM vampires to fish people, Hollywood seems determined to sexualise every kind of monster. Only these few have escaped its perverted gaze.

A MIDDLE-AGED Joy Division fan has publicly shamed a pre-teen girl for wearing a t-shirt featuring their iconic 1979 album Unknown Pleasures.

THE Harry Potter books which became films that became a theme park are being turned into a TV series. Like these other fictional universes, by now you probably wish they'd leave it alone.

THE generation between the ages of 43 and 58 are the last people left who are physically capable of watching TV without subtitles, it has emerged.