Arts & Entertainment

ITV has admitted This Morning cannot carry on after the revelation that one of its presenting team has had sex.

THE arrival of summer means it's time for the annual visit of a travelling funfair. Here are some ways in which it will be dreadful.

YOU used to go to raves with just a can of Red Stripe and a pocketful of drugs. Now you're middle-aged, you go to open air concerts with half the contents of your house and kitchen. Here's your packing checklist.

HAS Succession entirely passed you by because you were too cheap to pay for it? Don’t worry, here’s a potted guide to all the best streaming shows so you can imagine them for free.

ROUND at your parents’ when your mother innocently starts joining in with a suggestive pop song? Here are some sexy mum classics to make you want to curl up and die.

SOME films have soundtracks that add to their brilliance, while some are made worse by having shit theme songs. Like these.

IN the olden days you’d do this freaky thing of just watching a TV programme you were interested in. Now you do all of this before even thinking about turning the telly on.

YOU went to a gig to see the band perform the songs, not point the mic at the pissed-up, tuneless audience. Here are other ways they ruin their own gigs:

A ZELDA-PLAYING 16-year-old has constructed a wood-and-stone fire-ejaculating penis that is the most impressive in all Hyrule.

HEAVY metal and Satanism go together like virgins and drinking blood. But did artists really think it through when allying themselves with a powerful entity of pure evil? Possibly not.