Arts & Entertainment

THE Apprentice has got a lot to answer for, besides putting several hundred hours of excruciating twats on television. Like these annoyances.

OKAY. The Oscars are bullshit, dude. For a truly mind-blowing movie experience, smoke this and watch these, writes stoned film critic Lauren Hewitt.

TELEVISUALLY, Americans are better than us in every way except they can’t do reality. These are their cardinal errors.

A COUPLE’S devastating public argument has been declared a masterpiece after audiences highly rated both its plot and execution.  

YOUNG people are more protected against sexist, racist and generally horrid content now. Which means if they watched these music videos they’d probably have to go to A&E.

WITH Amazon likely to ditch him, Jeremy Clarkson is hosting a brand new show in which he runs a farm while being hilariously un-woke. So what can viewers expect? 

COMEDY songs have never been funny. However they do prove that children are idiots who’ll laugh at anything, such as these annoying tunes that blighted the charts.

EVERYBODY knows the first two rules of Fight Club, but what are the others?

THOM Yorke might be a creative genius but his singing sounds like a cat being squished between two breeze blocks. Here are some other tuneless bastards.

I DEFINED punk, and decades later I’m keeping that f**k you spirit alive by competing to be Ireland’s Eurovision entry. Because that is f**king punk, and here’s why.