Arts & Entertainment

Queen's final act of service was making Phil and Holly look like tits

THE last selfless deed Queen Elizabeth did for Britain was to create the queue that Holly and Phil have been eviscerated for jumping, royal experts have confirmed.

Rita Ora and other singers who have brutally murdered innocent songs

GOOD cover versions are classics in their own right, or there are these travesties that make even the originals unlistenable.

Husband's comic collection earmarked as winter fuel

A MAN is blissfully unaware that his wife has designated his prized collection of superhero comics as a source of heat this winter.

Rock music's six greatest misogynist anthems

ROCK music is littered with lyrics that are sexist at best and downright misogynist at worst. Here are some classic tracks of varying degrees of offensiveness.

What to expect from a movie based on its running time

EVERYTHING you need to know about a movie can be inferred from its running time, so figure out what you're watching before you even start.

What generic must-see TV events will you be watching this autumn?

AUTUMN’S schedules are packed with great, innovative new TV shows that rigidly adhere to pre-defined formulae. Which will you be watching?

The Rings of Power: Six things to piss off fans by getting wrong

WATCHING Amazon's Lord of the Rings spin-off with a fan? Have some fun annoying them by making these deliberate mistakes.

Are you more qualified to present MasterChef than Gregg Wallace?

YOU probably assume Greg Wallace is a top chef, but he’s actually a former greengrocer who has managed steal a living as a cooking expert. Are you more qualified to present Masterchef than he is?

Ozzy Osbourne flogging I can't Believe It’s Not Butter!: the weirdest celebrity endorsement ads

ONE of the best things about being a celebrity is being rich. Which makes the decisions of some of them to flog these products all the more baffling.

Couple delighted to write off must-see TV show after 15 minutes

A COUPLE are over the moon after agreeing to give up on a major new TV series just a few minutes into episode one.