Arts & Entertainment

IN the past there was no CGI and actors were off their faces on booze and drugs, meaning animals had to step up and star in these classics.

PERUSING Take A Break and its ilk in Tesco? Brace yourself for these utterly insane stories.

HAVING a bunch of good songs should be enough of a concept for an album. But some bands decided it wasn't and pulled this bullshit instead.

HAVING children really is a lot of work. Someone should have warned you. But when your parenting skills fail here are some TV shows that will hopefully pick up the slack.

REMEMBER that album you reckoned was the best you'd ever heard, but haven't bothered playing for years? Here are some currently gathering dust on your CD rack.

A NEW Lord of the Rings TV show is on the way, with viewers already wondering how much more of their lives these hobbits will steal. These franchises won’t ever stop.

GROUNDBREAKING, seminal and dull as f**k; these movies are so critically acclaimed you should never bore yourself rigid by actually watching them.

A PRIMATE starring in a Hollywood movie sounds like absolute box office gold that makes all other cinema redundant. But surprisingly, often that’s not the case.

EVERYONE thinks they’ve found ‘the one’ until assembling a Billy bookcase leaves you hating each other. Here’s why even fiction’s most infatuated lovers would split up over flatpack furniture.

POP songs needn’t be great art, but as you’re writing lyrics they might as well make sense. These artists just said ‘f**k it’.