Arts & Entertainment

Neighbours is elitist woke lefty propaganda that should have been cancelled years ago, by Nadine Dorries

NEIGHBOURS is facing the axe? Good. For decades, woke broadcasters have rammed ivory tower ultra-liberal politics down our throats using sneering Aussie Marxists.

'Shit music for violent dickheads': A reassessment of punk, 1976-1981

PUNK is recognised as one of the most seminal musical movements of all time by the wankers directly involved. Here's why it was crap:

How to make it through a shit film you've paid good money to watch

WATCHING a terrible film to the end to justify your Amazon rental or Netflix subscription? Make it hurt less with these tips.

Six songs that suggest the artist is a massive twat to go out with

A SURPRISING number of songs contain the message ‘Don’t go out with this twat’. Here are some tunes the artists thought weren’t weird at all… 

Six Hollywood beefcakes who are a genuine threat to your marriage

NO matter how happy you think your marriage is, it would end the instant one of these hunks came calling on your wife. Know them and fear them.

The shit bands that are staying on Spotify to absolutely clean up

NEIL Young has triggered an exodus of talented musicians with integrity from Spotify, leaving these talentless twats to rake in a fortune.

Cool dad into new bands like Arctic Monkeys

A MAN is insisting to his children that he is still relevant because he loves music by new bands such Arctic Monkeys.

The worst albums to have sex to

GETTING some? Decide to put on a little music to keep the mood sexy? Made the wrong choice, curtailing sex entirely? You might have put on one of these:

Six musical 'classics' which were really overblown, pompous toss

FROM Bohemian Rhapsody to Stairway to Heaven, the world of classic rock is littered with self-indulgent, pompous crap. Here are some examples.

Morrissey sends angry open letter to Morrissey of 1983

MORRISSEY has launched an extraordinary broadside against his 1983 self, the lead singer of The Smiths.