Arts & Entertainment

THEIR very existence and ability to draw in huge crowds is confusing enough, but these pantomime plot holes make even less sense.

A MIDDLE-AGED man has again told his Home Alone-watching children that he would have given Kevin McCallister a ‘bloody good hiding’.

A NEW adaption of the Dickens classic will dispense with the woke socialist values of the original and offer a balanced view on hoarding wealth.

WATCHING feel-good films that remind you how badly your life is going is a Christmas tradition. Here are some favourites to make you miserable.

THE BBC has issued an apology for broadcasting the controversial video nasty Cannibal Holocaust as part of its Christmas Day offerings.

IN devastating news for lovers of the nondescript and the homoeopathically dilute, Coldplay will stop recording in 2025. So how to replicate listening to Chris Martin and the other ones?

A MAN hopes the new Matrix film does not ruin the original trilogy, only one-third of which is any good.

WRITE a Christmas hit and you’ll never have to work again. Just follow these tried-and-tested steps.

DESPITE them being made up of about 40 pixels, your hormone-addled, adolescent brain somehow found a way to fancy these characters from 90s video games:

ARE you a bit of a coward, or perhaps just fond of your home comforts? Here’s how some classic films would have turned out badly if the protagonist had been you.