Arts & Entertainment

The top 10 songs for dumped teenagers who'll never be happy again

BEING dumped is particularly harsh when you’re a self-centred teenager, because no one has ever experienced emotional pain like yours. See if these songs help you through this difficult time.

How to explain to House of the Dragon over coffee that you can't do this again

GAME of Thrones prequel House of the Dragon is here, acting like you are into it and nothing has changed. Take it for coffee and explain it’s not happening.

Eight things to absolutely hate about the Edinburgh Fringe

POPPED up to Edinburgh to enjoy the world’s largest arts festival? Here is the cavalcade of nightmares that awaits you at the Fringe.

A Casa Amor reject: the shit celebs who appear at your local nightclub

DO you live in a small regional town with one shit nightclub? You'll probably find some of these people making desperate appearances there.

Six utterly baffling questions posed by song lyrics

MUSICAL artists are fond of posing questions and leaving it to the poor old listener to work out the answer. Here are some you’ll struggle to answer.

Five songs you thought you knew the words to but don't

SINGING in public is a real minefield, so it’s best to stick to the classics. But do you even know the words to them? Here are five songs you could have sworn you had down off by heart.

My Edinburgh diary, by Jerry Sadowitz

LOOKS like my Edinburgh Fringe show’s been cancelled after one gig. But that means I’ve got time to share my Edinburgh memories and recommendations for visitors.

A points system by Priti Patel: What a Brexit Britain Eurovision will look like

A EUROVISION Song Contest hosted in Brexit Britain is bound to be an anti-EU disaster. Here are the many ways it will go wrong.

Number of the Beast: Six scary records that were as terrifying as a blancmange

ROCK stars wrongly believe their warped imaginations strike fear into the hearts of normal people. Here are some ‘terrifying’ records that just made you go ‘Yeah, whatever’.

Six iconic film and TV vehicles that were actually a bit shit

REMEMBER how cool cars and vans used to look on film and TV? These six would be a pain to own and drive in real life.