Arts & Entertainment

Stars In Their Eyes, and other TV shows that might have been a bad dream

IT can be disorientating trying to recall a dream, but it's worse when you realise that the dream was actually a real TV show. Here are some of the oddest.

Are you hard enough to listen to a whole Adele album?

UNSURE if Adele’s new album 30 is for you? See if you’ve got the personal mettle to listen to all of these tracks without breaking down.

How to stop your kids getting into Harry f**king Potter

IT’S the 20th anniversary of the release of the first Harry Potter film this week. Here’s how to stop your kids making you go through all that tedious magical nonsense again.

Six nerd gateway drugs that ruined your life

YOU thought you could handle it. But one fateful day you indulged in something deeply nerdy and have been condemned to dweebhood ever since. Here’s how it all went wrong.

Five action movies so stupid they require negative brain activity

LOVE loud noises and people punching each other, but hate believable plots and dialogue? Here are five f**king stupid movies for the brain-dead.

Six serious arthouse films you only watched because it was late and they might have sex in

SINCE the dawn of Channel 4, man has flicked over to arthouse cinema because it was 11.45pm and it might have shagging in. These films let you down.

The middle-class parents' guide to ruining bonfire night

BONFIRE night should be tacky, loud and fun. Here's how to ruin it with your tedious middle-class ways.

Abba Gold still best Abba album

AFTER listening to their new album, fans have confirmed that greatest hits album Abba Gold is still the highlight of the band’s discography.

The Crystal Maze, and other shows you're stupid enough to think you'd be brilliant at

DO you spend all your time sitting on the sofa, eating crisps and saying 'I could do that?'. Here are some shows you'd make an utter twat of yourself on.  

Next John Lewis ad to show boy torn apart by millions of hatching alien eggs on Christmas morning

A FOLLOW-UP to the new John Lewis ad will show a trusting young boy screaming as millions of invasive alien eggs hatch from his body on Christmas Day.