Arts & Entertainment
HORROR films are designed to scare, but nothing is more terrifying than these dumb, clichéd lines they insist on using.
WITH Warner Bros canning its upcoming Batgirl film amid rumours that it’s incredibly bad, perhaps it’s time Hollywood stopped shitting out the same old franchises? Just a thought.
THE battle between Sunak and Truss is frequently compared to 2004 movie Alien vs Predator, and is just as shit.
WANT to make the first dance at your wedding something people will remember forever? Play one of these inappropriate songs.
TAYLOR Swift tickets sell for thousands, but at least people want to see her. Here are some artists you wouldn’t watch even if the transaction worked the other way round.
THE country-sized set of Neighbours is slowly being dismantled and packed away now the soap is over, it has emerged.
THE Eurovision Song Contest for 2023 will be hosted in the living room of a homophobic gammon, it has been confirmed.
ARGUING about which decade produced the best music? The answer’s obvious - the one when you were young. The rest were shit. Here’s how to dismiss them all out of hand.
WHEN you’ve reached a certain level of Hollywood fame, you can do whatever you want. Especially if it’s churn out shit music and have it professionally released.
A MAN who plays other people's music at weddings is trying to pinpoint where his life went horribly wrong.