Arts & Entertainment

DOES a generic love song made to shift units adequately describe your devoted relationship? Is it one of these?

IN movies love is the great solution that saves lives and worlds, unlike in real life where it’s kind of a pain in the arse. These films lie:

A MAN has been asked if he is having a good night in the totally appropriate environment of a piss-soaked club urinal.

BORING people with the personalities of wet bread are celebrating finally getting public recognition thanks to the BBC series Conversations with Friends.

THINK you're an amazing singer who smashes it at karaoke? Prepare to realise how shit you actually are when you attempt these classics.

FROM slagging off your partner for watching it to staying up all night to finish the series, these are the stages of getting stupidly invested in a dreadful telly programme.

REMEMBER the adorable animals who had you pressing your nose to your TV screen as a small child? Wondering where they are now? Get ready for bad news.

BRITAIN came a proud second after Ukraine in Eurovision after being recognised as the next most f**ked country in the competition.

AN INSECURE heterosexual man is too scared to watch Eurovision because it is so camp, it has emerged.

EUROVISION is just around the corner, but how will it go down? As predictably as you expect, so like this: