Arts & Entertainment

A NEW Lord of the Rings TV show is on the way, with viewers already wondering how much more of their lives these hobbits will steal. These franchises won’t ever stop.

GROUNDBREAKING, seminal and dull as f**k; these movies are so critically acclaimed you should never bore yourself rigid by actually watching them.

A PRIMATE starring in a Hollywood movie sounds like absolute box office gold that makes all other cinema redundant. But surprisingly, often that’s not the case.

EVERYONE thinks they’ve found ‘the one’ until assembling a Billy bookcase leaves you hating each other. Here’s why even fiction’s most infatuated lovers would split up over flatpack furniture.

POP songs needn’t be great art, but as you’re writing lyrics they might as well make sense. These artists just said ‘f**k it’.

MISS a momentuous cultural event that rocked the nation by not seeing the Brit Awards last night? Here are the astonishing events we’ll never forget.

EVER watched a film and thought, wow, they really made a shit choice there? These actors look and sound f**k all like their characters.

NEIGHBOURS is facing the axe? Good. For decades, woke broadcasters have rammed ivory tower ultra-liberal politics down our throats using sneering Aussie Marxists.

PUNK is recognised as one of the most seminal musical movements of all time by the wankers directly involved. Here's why it was crap:

WATCHING a terrible film to the end to justify your Amazon rental or Netflix subscription? Make it hurt less with these tips.