Arts & Entertainment

EVERY human woman, female mammal, insect, fish and multi-cellular organism on the planet is to split with its partner after hearing Adele’s new single.

ROBERT Webb has admitted he quit Strictly because his heart could not handle the non-stop 24-7 athletic extra-marital sex. 

YOU are never going to read that book. Ever. You'll just use it to balance your phone on while watching Squid Game. But what type of unreadable is it?

ROMANCE novels contain descriptions that are good on the page but would be horrifying in real life. Here are six descriptors you don't want to encounter:

HAVEN'T watched Squid Game? Stuck in another sodding conversation about it? Bluff your way through with our guide.

THE music industry is booming, not that you'd know. Here are the monumentally famous artists passing you by.

YVETTE Fielding has claimed on GMTV that the obviously bollocks ghost show Most Haunted was real. Here’s more televisual nonsense you sat through uncritically.

ADELE has announced that she is releasing a new album of heartbroken songs with which listeners can shed 30 pounds in just 12 weeks.

AFTER 18 months without live music, gigs have resumed but many people may have forgotten how to pretend that’s a good thing.

A ZOOMER is just as baffled by his generation’s youth culture as you are, he has confirmed.