Arts & Entertainment

IT’S the 20th anniversary of the release of the first Harry Potter film this week. Here’s how to stop your kids making you go through all that tedious magical nonsense again.

YOU thought you could handle it. But one fateful day you indulged in something deeply nerdy and have been condemned to dweebhood ever since. Here’s how it all went wrong.

LOVE loud noises and people punching each other, but hate believable plots and dialogue? Here are five f**king stupid movies for the brain-dead.

SINCE the dawn of Channel 4, man has flicked over to arthouse cinema because it was 11.45pm and it might have shagging in. These films let you down.

BONFIRE night should be tacky, loud and fun. Here's how to ruin it with your tedious middle-class ways.

AFTER listening to their new album, fans have confirmed that greatest hits album Abba Gold is still the highlight of the band’s discography.

DO you spend all your time sitting on the sofa, eating crisps and saying 'I could do that?'. Here are some shows you'd make an utter twat of yourself on.  

A FOLLOW-UP to the new John Lewis ad will show a trusting young boy screaming as millions of invasive alien eggs hatch from his body on Christmas Day.

STEALING from the rich and giving to the poor is all very well, but it makes for long nights in Sherwood Forest with a moralistic braggart. And these f**kers wouldn’t be any fun either.

A MAN who claims to hate Doctor Who is going to spend the evening watching every second of it.