Arts & Entertainment

MISS a momentuous cultural event that rocked the nation by not seeing the Brit Awards last night? Here are the astonishing events we’ll never forget.

EVER watched a film and thought, wow, they really made a shit choice there? These actors look and sound f**k all like their characters.

NEIGHBOURS is facing the axe? Good. For decades, woke broadcasters have rammed ivory tower ultra-liberal politics down our throats using sneering Aussie Marxists.

PUNK is recognised as one of the most seminal musical movements of all time by the wankers directly involved. Here's why it was crap:

WATCHING a terrible film to the end to justify your Amazon rental or Netflix subscription? Make it hurt less with these tips.

A SURPRISING number of songs contain the message ‘Don’t go out with this twat’. Here are some tunes the artists thought weren’t weird at all… 

NO matter how happy you think your marriage is, it would end the instant one of these hunks came calling on your wife. Know them and fear them.

NEIL Young has triggered an exodus of talented musicians with integrity from Spotify, leaving these talentless twats to rake in a fortune.

A MAN is insisting to his children that he is still relevant because he loves music by new bands such Arctic Monkeys.

GETTING some? Decide to put on a little music to keep the mood sexy? Made the wrong choice, curtailing sex entirely? You might have put on one of these: