Arts & Entertainment

DO you like music that’s bland and mainstream but motivates you to earn more commission? You may well be an estate agent. Here’s your ultimate playlist.

HAS your dad just spent an evening furiously reminiscing about his youth after a music documentary on BBC Four? Prepare for him to drone on about these ‘classics’.

FROM TV heartthrobs to 90s pop stars, some men will always have a hold on your girlfriend’s heart. She'd leave you for these guys in a second.

ARE you a complete bastard in need of a holiday? Here are five destinations that will sate your worst instincts.

TRYING to come across as sensitive and thoughtful to impress a date? Well, saying you like these musicians is absolutely not going to get you laid.

TIM Westwood’s alleged misconduct might have been prevented if there were another big name predatory DJ the BBC could have learned from, the broadcaster has said.

OF all the music genres, heavy metal remains the most shameful. Whether death, black or thrash, you’ll look a knob for listening to it.

A 15-YEAR-OLD moaning about a five-second ad before his YouTube video would not have survived a typical 1990s ad break, says his father.

CHILDREN are very accepting, which is generally a positive thing. However, it also means we allowed some truly monstrous creations into our lives as kids, like these.

WATCHING TV should be an opportunity to relax into mindless, slack-jawed oblivion, but that's difficult if you're sat next to one of these irritating knobheads.