Arts & Entertainment

GLASTONBURY has become so expensive that the only people who can afford it are middle class twats more used to blowing hundreds of pounds at Center Parcs.

LYING on the sofa hungover, watching repeats of old sitcoms or childrens’ TV? You’re actually a philosopher like Socrates. Professor Joseph Turner explains why.

THE King is to star in a special episode of The Repair Shop where he takes his relationship with his youngest son in to be fixed, it has been confirmed.

A MUM of two has inspired dread in everyone she knows by announcing that she has written a children’s picture book and is going to get it published.

FILMS are either ‘cool’ or ‘shit’, yet morons insist on describing them using these types of irritating phrases.

SOME musicians are inspired by love or politics or injustice. Others meanwhile were motivated entirely by mountains of cocaine, like these.

OLDER middle-aged social media users who lose their minds have named JK Rowling their official leader.

GUARDIAN film reviewer Peter Bradshaw turns his critical gaze to [POV] - big tit milf blows pizza guy and swallows, which he finds to be disappointingly predictable.

GREAT films have always featured naked cuties, but there are some nude scenes you’d like to permanently unsee, such as these:

SOME artists are so middle class it’s a constant distraction when you’re humming along, or not, in the case of Coldplay. Here are some who didn’t let a privileged background stand in the way of a successful music career.