Celebrity

Seven celebrity offspring who you'd rather be shagging their parent

NEPO Babies inherit looks, wealth and too often fame, but banging these celebrity offspring just wouldn’t have the same kudos as their parents.

Five celebrities of no interest whatsoever who you know everything about

FEW celebrities are all that interesting, but some you really don’t give a shit about. That doesn’t stop every detail of them entering your brain via osmosis. Such as these.

The dickhead's guide to still worshipping Andrew Tate

DON’T want to stop adoring Andrew Tate even though he’s been arrested yet again? Here’s how to convince yourself the ‘Top G’ is still a great bloke.

Seven downsides to shagging Tom Cruise

TOM Cruise is just good friends with former squeeze Hayley Atwell, four weeks before their new film comes out. So should you shag Hollywood’s most questionable bachelor?

Harry and Meghan in last-ditch attempt to save Spotify deal with album of power ballads

THE Duke and Duchess of Sussex have tried to save their $20 million Spotify deal with an album of yearning power ballads.

Celebrities of today and the assisted living aids they'll sell in the future

EVERY Sunday supplement features celebrities from the 1970s advertising old person products like stairlifts and mobility scooters. But who will take their place in years to come?

Hollywood stars you wouldn't shag because of their shit films

SOMETIMES a film is so bad you weirdly hold it against the actors. These top Hollywood stars have missed out on sex with you due to their poor choice of scripts.

Five batshit celebrity couples you would accept at this point

BILL Murray dating Kelis would have shocked you years ago, but now everything is so bonkers it barely registers. Even these celebrity couples would fail to astonish you.

Harry's testimonial sadly light on pegging details

PRINCE Harry’s day in court was depressingly light on rumours of pegging surrounding his immediate family, it has emerged.

How to pull Taylor Swift while she's on the rebound

TAYLOR Swift is coming to the UK and single after a bad split with him from The 1975. All’s fair in love and war, so here’s how to worm your way into Ms Swift’s affections while she’s here: