Celebrity

A RETIRED father has confirmed that he is still not entirely clear on whether David Bowie liked girls or not.

ARE you a top Hollywood actor who has a baffling urge to do incredibly stupid things? Here’s how to stay likeable and employed.

PRINCE Philip is making the royal family incredibly tense due to still not realising his granddaughter-in-law is a person of colour.

HENRY Hoover is a proud Remainer who will fight for a second vote for the people of Britain, manufacturers have confirmed. 

PRINCE Philip has been trying to get his wife take the points for him, it has emerged.

A 97-YEAR-OLD who can do whatever he fucking feels like has confirmed his intention to do exactly that.

THE Duke of Edinburgh’s impulsive attempt to bag a ‘bloody cheeky’ grouse with his Land Rover was successful, he has confirmed.

LEWIS Hamilton’s description of Stevenage as a slum has devastated the town's proud teenagers, it has emerged.

EVERY middle-aged female celebrity is in a relationship with the same man, it has emerged.

PALACE sources have denied that the Duchess of Sussex accosted the Duchess of Cambridge in a quiet anteroom, held a knife to her cheek and threatened to ‘cut’ her.