Lifestyle

AS a newborn baby, there are many things you do that make me wish I was able to tell you you're an idiot. Like these.

A RETIRED couple have moved from their spacious five-bed family home to a modest little three-bed that is still far beyond your buying power.

A NEW mum who had been desperate to go out for months immediately got hammered and spent the whole evening fretting about her baby.

A MAN who is impervious to marijuana is strangely reluctant to give it another go.

EVERYONE hates a disagreeable arsehole, but it’s far from all bad. These are the surprising benefits people rarely discuss.

HEY ladies, are you unreasonably obsessed with domestic hygiene? Find out with this helpful test by me, a man.

PROXIMITY confers familiarity, which means your neighbours know things about you that even your closest friends don’t. They idly discuss the following foibles.

YOU once believed your kids would do what you asked without having to promise them all manner of shit first. Here’s what happens instead.

MOST people get by with just enough rooms for basic life activities. Not so the British middle class. Here is a list of unnecessary living spaces that are vital to their existence.

GOT a friend who’s way too obsessed with coffee? They may well fit one of these categories of ‘coffee twat’.