Lifestyle

WANT to make your child’s birthday party an enormous pain in the arse? Here’s how.

A MAN who claims to have studied at the University of Life did not pay very much attention to his studies, his friends have concluded.

A MAN who has been high every day for the past 15 years has explained that it is impossible to get addicted to marijuana.

NORTHERNERS are a proud race with strong opinions, unfortunately about things the rest of the nation couldn't give a shit about. Here are some of their hot button topics.

GOT plans with friends but don’t want to go? Here’s how to start laying the groundwork for getting out of them.

EQUALITY has vastly improved, but let’s not get carried away. As far as household chores go, these need to remain the preserve of men, argues Donna Sheridan.

WOMEN have confirmed that having a complete stranger shove their fingernails into various different boxes and layer paste on them is the highest form of relaxation.

COME in! Obviously I’d prefer to give you ‘the house tour’, but that’s not an option, so let’s pretend my cramped studio flat above a kebab shop is a liveable dwelling.

SPENT your two precious days off doing bugger all but watching telly and wanking again?  Fool friends and colleagues into believing you have an enviable social life.

A 24-HOUR garage in suburban Bristol survives entirely on the custom of drug-addled locals buying late night snacks, it has emerged.