Lifestyle

IT CAN be difficult to tell friends that you are bringing a plus-one who is a knob, so here are some gentle ways to prepare them for the experience.

A DICKHEAD Londoner has felt the need to decide on and share his favourite line on the London Underground.

A 14-YEAR-OLD boy has emptied an entire aerosol of Lynx Africa into each armpit in preparation for the day to come.

A WOMAN doing a quick clean will spend 90 per cent of the time clearing large clumps of her own knotted hair.

OFF school? Leveraging guilt to get your parents off their phones? These family activities will amuse you for ten minutes and occupy them for hours.

DO they slot it neatly back in with the others or abandon it next to their car? Here's how antisocial habits can be used to identify life’s pricks.

PEOPLE who have experienced real existential angst about their age have told a young person facing a ‘quarter-life crisis’ to do one.

WHY have a kettle cluttering up your kitchen when you could have a boiling water tap that makes a truly dreadful cup of tea? And these minor status symbols are just as bad...

EVERYONE agrees that rules are essential to a functioning society. But that doesn’t mean you, obviously. You’re special, so you’re allowed to ignore the following rules.

ARE your kids dicking about at bedtime for the 11,000th day in a row? This will be why.