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PARENTS who allow their teenage sons to masturbate at home should face jail, a leading charity says. 

TEENAGE boys across the country were applauding the Liberal Democrats last night after they pledged to introduce Scandinavian teaching methods to the Scottish education system.

SHOCKED residents of a small Scottish village have revealed that the serial killer who lived among them was "a really nice fellow" who always had time for a chat and was especially good with kids.

JILTED royal girlfriend Kate Middleton is to campaign for the abolition of the monarchy and the establishment of a British republic.

THE Scottish Parliament is drawing up plans for a wide-ranging ban on swear words in public places.

AN official inquiry is to be launched into claims the Scottish Executive removed the body parts of staff while they were sitting at their desks.