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THE BBC has responded to claims of liberal bias with a pledge to stop portraying senior Tory MPs as homicidal deviants.

THE Caravan Club yesterday celebrated causing its one millionth traffic jam of this year’s holiday season, beating its own previous record by a full two weeks. 

WITH house prices now more than 400 times the average salary, more and more young people are being forced to live in hot air ballons, according to new research.

SCOTLAND is to be compared to African countries for the next four years after another dismal display against its European counterparts.

THOUSANDS of Canadians will be forced to move to Scotland under SNP plans to reverse the Highland Clearances.

ALL terrorists operating in Britain will need to be licensed and registered before they can commit their psychotic outrages, the Government announced yesterday.

A NATIONAL holiday to celebrate the traditional British mistrust of foreigners is being proposed by the government.

MARS, the confectionery giant, is to launch a brand of chocolate covered treats called 'Beeftesers' to cash in on the new and growing market for meat flavoured sweets.

AUTHOR JK Rowling has revealed that no one is going to die at the end of the final Harry Potter book because she "made the whole thing up".

AMERICAN televangelist Jerry Falwell has launched an outspoken attack on Heaven after arriving there this week describing God’s Kingdom as looking like a ‘puff’s paradise’.