THE more pathetic and cowardly species of birds have already started flying to warmer climes for the winter, it has emerged.
A HAMSTER who is obsessed with running in his wheel will not shut up about his PBs, it has emerged.
A COUPLE are devastated that their beloved dog had a great time during his kennel stay and cannot wait to go back.
HOUSE spiders come in all shapes and sizes but have one common purpose, which is to scare the shit out of you. Here are the top five in descending order of fearsomeness.
A DOG has expressed alarm after noticing his owner fails to do a strange little ritual before taking a shit.
THE only thing better than seeing a dog is seeing a dog in a place you didn’t expect so you can say to whoever you’re with: ‘Look, a dog!’ Here are the most thrilling locations.
HAVING a cockapoo is fractionally more middle class than having a labradoodle, it has been confirmed.
A DOG busy humping a man’s leg is hoping the other leg will join in, he has confirmed.
BRIGHTON-BASED seagulls outrank human beings and regard them as prey beneath them on the food chain, it has emerged.
PEOPLE in the UK are obsessed with dogs so they never admit when they’ve accidentally chosen a shit breed. Here are five of the worst.