Animals

HOUSE spiders come in all shapes and sizes but have one common purpose, which is to scare the shit out of you. Here are the top five in descending order of fearsomeness.

A DOG has expressed alarm after noticing his owner fails to do a strange little ritual before taking a shit.

THE only thing better than seeing a dog is seeing a dog in a place you didn’t expect so you can say to whoever you’re with: ‘Look, a dog!’ Here are the most thrilling locations.

HAVING a cockapoo is fractionally more middle class than having a labradoodle, it has been confirmed.

A DOG busy humping a man’s leg is hoping the other leg will join in, he has confirmed.

BRIGHTON-BASED seagulls outrank human beings and regard them as prey beneath them on the food chain, it has emerged.

ALL dogs are shit, but some breeds of dogs are far, far shitter than others. These are the five worst.

IT'S a sad fact of life that eventually you'll hit something in your car. But better a small animal than a primary school trip. Here are 10 potential victims and how long you'll feel bad about each.

THERE is a rich world of fantastic grubby scents out there that humans bizarrely ignore. Here are six of the best according to your dog.

DOG lovers have been warned that dogs are absolutely aware of their missing testicles, and know their human companions are responsible.