Animals

Brighton seagulls higher in food chain than humans

BRIGHTON-BASED seagulls outrank human beings and regard them as prey beneath them on the food chain, it has emerged.

Chihuahua: tiny, mean and easy to sit on. The worst breeds of dog ranked

ALL dogs are shit, but some breeds of dogs are far, far shitter than others. These are the five worst.

10 British animals and how long you'll feel bad about hitting them in your car

IT'S a sad fact of life that eventually you'll hit something in your car. But better a small animal than a primary school trip. Here are 10 potential victims and how long you'll feel bad about each.

Fox shit, a Labrador's arse, old urine: Smells from worst to best, by your dog

THERE is a rich world of fantastic grubby scents out there that humans bizarrely ignore. Here are six of the best according to your dog.

Dog knows full well you took his balls

DOG lovers have been warned that dogs are absolutely aware of their missing testicles, and know their human companions are responsible.

The overexcited girlfriend's guide to meeting a cat on the street

ENCOUNTERED a cat on the street but do not know how to react? Keep calm and follow these step-by-step actions laid down by overexcited girlfriends.

You'll never believe what this caterpillar looks like now!

SEE this caterpillar? The iconic larval stage insect is unrecognisable after emerging from a chrysalis.

It watches you having sex, and other reasons dog owners are a massive turn-off

TELLING potential dates you've got a dog will make them think you’re incredibly caring and hot, right? No. They’ll think these things instead.

Cat would fat-shame you if it could talk

YOUR cat would make rude comments about your weight if it were capable of human speech, it has been confirmed.

'There are no bad dogs only bad owners' and other lies people tell about their pets

PEOPLE get obsessed with their pets, to the point that they require everyone they know to believe the bullshit they’ve made up about them. Like this.