Animals

THE Household Cavalry horses who rampaged through London are keen to turn their 15 minutes of fame into lucrative media careers.

IT’S a scary world out there for you humans. Luckily I’m always there to protect you with my terrifying barking abilities. Here are the threats I keep at bay every single day.

A FRIEND has invited himself and, more importantly, his absolutely mental dog on the outdoor excursion you have planned this weekend.

A DOMESTIC cat derives his code of ethics from the uncomplicated, wrathful God of the first half of the Bible, it has emerged.

THE more pathetic and cowardly species of birds have already started flying to warmer climes for the winter, it has emerged.

A HAMSTER who is obsessed with running in his wheel will not shut up about his PBs, it has emerged.

A COUPLE are devastated that their beloved dog had a great time during his kennel stay and cannot wait to go back.

HOUSE spiders come in all shapes and sizes but have one common purpose, which is to scare the shit out of you. Here are the top five in descending order of fearsomeness.

A DOG has expressed alarm after noticing his owner fails to do a strange little ritual before taking a shit.

THE only thing better than seeing a dog is seeing a dog in a place you didn’t expect so you can say to whoever you’re with: ‘Look, a dog!’ Here are the most thrilling locations.