Animals
Dog horrified to discover owner is low-ranking beta male
A DOG has been shocked to discover his owner is not a pack leader but a lowly subordinate.
Cat becomes tuna dealer
A CAT has set up a lucrative crack-style operation selling tinned tuna to other cats.
Larry the cat replaced with Gary the rottweiler
THERESA May has unveiled the new Downing Street pet, a 150-pound rottweiler called ‘Gary’.
Bitter scientist discovers female spider just like ex-wife
THE cannibalistic female funnel web spider is amazingly like the bitch he used to be married to, a divorced scientist has claimed.
Dinosaurs sounded like Scousers, say experts
THE steaming Jurassic jungles were alive with the sound of dinosaurs that sounded like aggrieved Scousers, paleontologists have claimed.