Agony Aunt
Dear Holly, For the past year, I've been having an affair with the milkman, the postman, the man who reads the gas meter, the paper boy, the guy who fixed our downstairs toilet, the Avon lady and next door's golden retriever...
Dear Holly, I'm suffering from a rather embarrassing problem in that I am finding it nigh on impossible to achieve an erection and I can't work out why...
Dear Holly, I am a unmarried lady in the twilight of my life, and haven't had the urge to become biblically acquainted with a person of the opposite sex for nigh on years...
Dear Holly, The other day, I was driving to Dixons to pick up a new Super Woofer for my Nissan Almeira and I happened to stop at a traffic lights next to a rather attractive lady in a red mini. I immediately deduced she was probably a slut because she was listening to The Saturdays at full volume...
Dear Holly, I'm really into tattoos, but I'm finding some people are prejudiced against me as a result. I've also found that no-one wants to employ me, simply because I express myself through body art...
Dear Holly, My husband is obsessed with all things related to cars, and he spends all of his free time under the bonnet of some old jalopy, covered in grease and muttering about pistons and crankshafts...
Dear Holly, My boyfriend keeps going on and on about inviting another woman into our relationship. While in principle I don't object, the woman he has singled out for this role is my mother...
Dear Holly, There are two men at work who appear to want to sex me, but I can't decide between them. One of them has a great body, sexy hair, and a chiselled jaw, but he works in the canteen and drives a Nissan Micra...
Dear Holly, The other day, my girlfriend asked me if I would talk dirty to her during our lovemaking sessions as apparently she would find this a huge turn on...
Dear Holly, I don't seem to be able to hang on to a man, no matter what I do. It's not that I have any difficulties getting them in the first place: I just show a bit of nipple down the chippie...